Because the internet thinks for us.

AU → In which Wade Wilson is just a guy (with some serious skills, a can-do attitude and a screw (or two) loose) and Clint is the guy sent to recruit him. Hilarity ensues and Clint develops a thing for enchiladas.

Samuel L. Jackson - Go the F--k to Sleep
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ooh-mister-harkness:

nemesismess:

The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

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Norman Reedus Presented by Contentmode/Syrup films ( x )

californiajones:

fairgroundsoldier:

FINALLY!

Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.

  • Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
  • Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
  • Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
  • Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
  • Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
  • Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
  • Kleenex: you know what this is for
  • Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis

Adooorable

Now there are, of course, some rules!

  1. You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
  2. Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
  3. Do not reblog more than times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
  4. Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
  5. Make sure your ask box is open.  The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
  6. I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)

The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!
A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!

OH MY GOD ADFJADS

californiajones:

fairgroundsoldier:

FINALLY!

Giveaway time! Thank you all for 1000+ followers, I appreciate it so much!
As promised, here is the 1,000+ follower giveaway: a fangirl feels emergency kit.

  • Owl Plushie: to squeeze the HELL out of when you’re overcome with feels
  • Friendship mug: to remember that you have friends that share your feels
  • Robot mustache man necklace: a little buddy to keep you company
  • Strength candle: CITRUS SCENTED! To remind you to BE STRONG through your feel overload
  • Frog hot&cold gel thingy: FOR YOUR OUCHIES AND BOOBOOS caused by fandom life
  • Hot cocoa: …to fill your damn mug
  • Kleenex: you know what this is for
  • Audiology black earphones: to drown out the world during these times of crisis

Adooorable

Now there are, of course, some rules!

  1. You do not have to be following me to win, but if there are changes made to the giveaway that you aren’t made aware of (such as end date), you are responsible!
  2. Please tag your giveaway so that your followers can block it if they want to
  3. Do not reblog more than times a day. No dash clogging, it’s rude! Likes also count as an entry.
  4. Make sure you are willing to give your address to me and if you must ask for parental permission, please do so
  5. Make sure your ask box is open.  The winner will be notified in their ask box about the win.
  6. I will ship internationally, however if the winner is not in the United States or Canada, shipping may be delayed based on cost, but the winner will still receive the items (eventually)

The giveaway will conclude on Friday, June 8, 2012 (one month from now) at around 5pm Central Standard Time. I will be using a random number generator to determine who the winner is!
A big thank you to Sarah for making the graphic for me!

OH MY GOD ADFJADS

God I lost it laughing at work

renfamous:

Later..